Is there a point at which this is the wrong thing to book?
Yes, and we will tell you when you have reached it. With six or seven weeks in hand you would get a better dance out of three lessons at £210, spread across the run-up, than out of one intensive afternoon. The two-hour session is built for the last fortnight; buy it earlier and you are paying for compression you did not need.
Will any of it still be in our heads on the day?
That is what the design accounts for. The material is kept deliberately small and then repeated far past the point of tedium, which is how movement gets stored somewhere adrenaline cannot easily reach it. The aim is a dance that runs itself on the night even if it still felt shaky when the instructor left.
Do you teach differently when there is no time left?
Completely. There is no gentle build-up and no exploring of options — your instructor makes the decisions quickly, out loud, and spends the remaining time drilling them. It is a brisker two hours than an ordinary lesson, and most couples find the lack of deliberation a relief rather than a loss.
We still have not agreed on a song and there are eight days left. Is that fatal?
Not fatal, but settle it before the session if you possibly can. Half an hour of the two spent auditioning tracks is half an hour not spent on your feet. If you are genuinely deadlocked, bring two contenders and let your instructor break the tie in the first ten minutes — they will pick the one that suits how you both move.
Can it happen at the venue, or even on the morning of the wedding?
At the venue, often, where the venue will let us in and it can be arranged around their own schedule. On the morning itself, we would rather not: you will be busy, hot and thinking about eleven other things, and a session the day before or earlier leaves at least one night's sleep between the learning and the performing.
Two hours in, we want to keep going. Then what?
Say so and we will look at what is left of the diary. Whether there is time for another session depends entirely on the days remaining and who is free, so nobody can promise it in advance — but couples do add one, and it is a straightforward conversation rather than a fresh booking process.
Neither of us has ever danced and one of us is dreading it. Can two hours help that?
It helps more than the same two hours spent worrying would. Dread usually comes from not knowing what will happen, and by the end of the session you will both know exactly what happens: where you stand, what you do, how it finishes. That does not make anybody a dancer in an afternoon, and we would not claim it does.
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